I’m addicted to seaweed.
I must seek kelp.
My friend is addicted to drinking ink.
It’s a dyer situation.
I’ve been reading a book on anti-gravity, and now I’m addicted.
I can’t put it down!
I used to be addicted to eating soap.
But I’m clean now.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese,
although it’s only mild.
Sat next to a fruit machine addict at a gamblers anonymous meeting last night, It was awful!..
He kept nudging me.
A bunch of batteries were gathering around in a circle.
I guess they were having an AA-meeting.
They say one in every seven friends have a gambling addiction.
My money’s on Dave.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts.
I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
m embarrassed to say I got addicted to shoplifting but only from the bottom shelves in the supermarket.
How could I stoop so low?
I’ve been addicted to cold turkey for 2 years.
I keep telling people I’m trying to quit cold turkey but nobody is taking me seriously.
Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats.
Police think it was the work of rug addicts.
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