Quitting job, and few more jokes

I have decided to quit my job as a personal trainer, because the weights are too heavy.
I just handed in my too weak notice.

My doctor told me I have high blood pressure and short term memory loss.
At least I don’t have high blood pressure.

My wife yelled, “are you even listening to me?”
I thought that was a weird way to start an argument.

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