Rabbit walks into a bar and few more funny jokes

A priest, a rabbit and a minister walks into a bar.
The rabbit says, “I think I might be a typo!”

My wife said, “I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with tennis.”
I replied, “That’s 15 love”

“Dad, I don’t want to go to school today.” said the boy. “Why not, son?”
“Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day.
Then three days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day.”
“But why don’t you want to go today?” “Because our English teacher died yesterday!”

Why pigs dressed in black never get killed?
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.

My loopy neighbour has invited me to her cats birthday party on Saturday…
Is she crazy? She knows my dog is getting married that day!

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