Crocs Balls: The Dumbest Thing Money Can Buy

Some of you might be heard of various strange Crocs accessories, but this time the dumbest possible product has caught our attention – testicles for your Crocs! That’s right, you can actually purchase attachable balls for your comfy Crocs and walk around like a total moron! Several different color options and shapes are available on Amazon. We truly live in an amazing time!

This would be a perfect gift for someone who has everything. With an added value of polluting the planet with even more cheap plastic crap so turtles and baby seals have something to choke on. You don’t even have to buy them, you can get them by printing these testicles on your 3D printer (if you have one). Should be simple enough.

The idea of attaching balls to Crocs probably comes from truck nuts. You’ve probably heard of truck nuts by now, or, if you live anywhere with lots of trucks, surely you’ve seen them in all of their naked glory. They’re especially popular with rednecks, since they consider it peak humor.

In case you want to participate in this crime against footwear and common sense, you can get your pair of Crocs testicles on Amazon. Please note that this site is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases.

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