International Day for Monuments and Sites/World Heritage Day jokes

Today is International Day for Monuments and Sites (World Heritage Day)! Find a joke about it!

Why the great pyramids are in Egypt?
Because they were too heavy to carry of to the British museum.

Why was Cleopatra angry?
She was on her pyramid.

I was offered a job building Egyptian tombs
Turned out to be a pyramid scheme

I’m surprised the tower of Pisa hasn’t fallen over during the pandemic
Without all those tourists helping hold it up.

Two Americans are visiting Rome Colosseum
“Look at it. How huge and majestic it is.”
“Just imagine how great it’ll be when they finish building it.”

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