Wilbur had shingles. (27 Visits)
Here's what happened to Wilbur:
Wilbur walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Wilbur said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Wilbur what he had....
Wilbur said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Wilbur to wait in the examining room..
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Wilbur what he had. Wilbur said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Wilbur a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Wilbur sitting patiently in the nude and asked Wilbur what he had.
Wilbur said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Wilbur said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'